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Jerry Garcia’s Ghost Found Running a Portland Dispensary—Still on a Really Long, Strange Trip

Share This ArticlePORTLAND, OR — In a revelation that has sent shockwaves through the local jam band community, customers at a small dispensary in...

GoFundMe Created for Husband Who Thought Telling Wife to Calm Down Was a Good Idea

Share This ArticleIn what’s being dubbed “the most expensive two words ever spoken,” a local man has launched a GoFundMe after...

Eugene Voted Most Likely to Smell Like Weed Before 9 AM

Share This ArticleIn a nationwide study that absolutely no one asked for, Eugene, Oregon, has taken home the prestigious title of...

Portland Tesla Owner Remembers to Leave Tesla at Home Before Protesting Tesla

Share This ArticlePORTLAND, Ore. — In what might be the most Portland thing ever, local resident and proud Tesla owner Trevor Greenfield made headlines...

Tired Couple Thanks Motel for Nostalgic Cigarette Scent in ‘Charming Vintage Room’

Share This ArticleAfter a grueling 12-hour road trip filled with endless stretches of highway and way too many gas station hot...

In-N-Out Might Demolish a Vacant Shari’s to Make Way for a Gresham Restaurant

As In-N-Out continues its expansion plans throughout Oregon, it seems the latest town to catch the attention of the Double-Double titan is Gresham. As...

Police Release Footage That Looks Like It Was Filmed on a Garage Sale Camcorder, Seek Tips

Share This ArticleNewport, Oregon— Local police have proudly unveiled what they believe to be groundbreaking security footage in their ongoing investigation...

French Press Seals the Deal, Leaving Woman Questioning All Her Past Relationships

Share This ArticleIn a shocking turn of caffeinated events, local woman Claire Thompson found herself reevaluating her entire romantic history after...

‘I’ve Got All-Season Tires,’ Says Portland Man Who Abandoned Car After 100 Feet of Snow Driving

Share This ArticleIn a scene that has become a winter tradition in Portland, local resident Trevor Whitaker set out in his...

Confused Couple Disappointed to Find Crater Lake Doesn’t Look Like Post on Facebook

Share This ArticleCRATER LAKE, OR — A couple visiting from out of state returned home Sunday after an "utterly underwhelming" trip...

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