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Oregon Hikers Report Being Stopped by Wandering Wizard Demanding Their Marijuana Gummies

Share This ArticleSILVER FALLS STATE PARK, OR — What began as a peaceful afternoon hike took an unexpectedly magical turn this...

6 Restaurant Openings to Get Excited About in Portland

This is a list of Portland’s most notable restaurant and bar openings, with new updates published twice a month. Did we miss something great?...

Hikers Now Smashing Their Own Car Windows to Embrace That Authentic Northwest Outdoor Vibe

Share This ArticleIn a growing trend that many are calling “unhinged but deeply on-brand,” hikers throughout the Pacific Northwest have started...

Portland Man Emerges from Wet Cave After 93 Days, Hisses at Sunlight

Share This ArticleOREGON COAST — In a scene described by witnesses as “like Gollum but with better accessories,” a Portland man...

Privileged Locals Cheer as “No Poors Allowed” Sign Installed at Lake in Lake Oswego

Share This ArticleIt’s just common sense,” says homeowner who paid $6.2 million to avoid eye contact. LAKE OSWEGO, OR — Wealthy...

Report: Oregon Inches Closer To California In Prestigious ‘Most Expensive State To Be Broke’ List

Share This ArticleSALEM, OR — In a glowing new report released this week, Oregon has proudly climbed to the #2 position...

Crater Lake Monster Emerges Again, Blames TikTok Hikers for Eating Entire Boat Tour

Share This ArticleCRATER LAKE, OR — In a shocking but increasingly routine display of aquatic fury, the legendary Crater Lake Monster...

Finally, a Summer Theme Park Where No Kids Poop in the Lazy River and a 100% Chance of Blacking Out By Noon

Share This ArticleORLANDO, FL — A groundbreaking new theme park is making headlines for its two revolutionary promises: no children in...

Oregon DMV Orders Tesla Owners to Take Class: “Why Your Car Is Wrong And You Should Feel Bad”

Share This ArticleSALEM, OR — In response to the growing public disdain for Elon Musk and the unfortunate social consequences of...

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