Americans Discover WNBA Still Exists While Pretending They’ve Always Cared About WNBA

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In a truly heartwarming display of performative activism, Americans everywhere have suddenly discovered the WNBA is still a thing—and are now passionately pretending they’ve supported it this whole time.

The newfound enthusiasm comes not from interest in basketball fundamentals, impressive stat lines, or championship rivalries, but from a viral clip featuring Indiana Fever rookie Caitlin Clark getting hip-checked into next week by Chicago Sky’s Chennedy Carter. Social media immediately erupted, not in defense of Clark’s ribcage, but in a national race-and-gender discourse that made Roe v. Wade look like a friendly debate over pizza toppings.

“I’ve always watched the WNBA,” insisted Twitter user @JusticeForLayups, who was unable

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