Oregon Officials Propose Setting Fire to Money Directly

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SALEM, OR — In a bold new plan, Oregon leaders say they have finally figured out how to fix all the state’s biggest problems: by taking a big pile of your tax money… and setting it on fire.

Yes, seriously.

Governor Tina Kotek recently announced another big idea to stop wildfires in Oregon. The plan? Take even more money from the people who live here. And instead of doing something useful with it, like clearing trees or putting out actual fires, the state might as well just light the cash on fire and roast marshmallows over it.

“It’s just easier this way,” said one government worker

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