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Oregon Residents Told to Stay Inside Because It’s Miserable and Stupid Outside

Share This ArticleWILLAMETTE VALLEY, OR — City officials issued a blunt but widely appreciated advisory Wednesday morning urging residents to remain...

Tina Kotek Says No Christmas Presents Under Tree For Anyone Opposing Her Tax Bill

Share This ArticleSALEM, OR — Oregon Governor Tina Kotek issued a stern holiday warning this week, announcing that residents who oppose...

Area Man Behind on Rent Says He’s ‘Treating Himself’ While Shopping at Tiny Overpriced Hippie Grocery Store

Share This ArticleEUGENE, OR — Despite being nearly three weeks behind on rent and actively refusing to open his banking app,...

Kotek’s Gas Tax Jeopardy After Oregon Voters File Nearly 200,000 Signatures

Share This ArticleA Republican-backed group has submitted nearly 200,000 signatures to Oregon election officials, a move that appears likely to block...

Portland Clarifies River Poop Is “Different Poop” Than What Residents Dodge Downtown Daily

Share This ArticlePORTLAND, OR — City officials moved quickly Monday to clarify that the recent release of human waste into the Willamette River is...

Portland Replaces Christmas Tree With Large Green Object, Calls New Holiday Display “Bold” and “Inclusive”

Share This ArticlePORTLAND, OR — Portland officials confirmed this week that the city has officially replaced its traditional Christmas tree with...

This Lombard Bar Opening Keeps Things Lovably Divey

North Lombard isn’t as flashy as some of Portland’s other main drags, but it is home to many of the city’s most venerable dive...

This Washington, D.C. Pizzaiolo Opens His Own Downtown Portland Pizza Shop

This is a list of Portland’s most notable restaurant and bar openings. Did we miss something great? Please drop us a line.What it is:...

Bend Named ‘Top Relocation Choice for Californians Who Don’t Understand Why Locals Hate Them’

Share This ArticleBEND, OR — Bend has once again topped the charts as the #1 relocation destination for Californians who are...

Find Foie Gras and Steamed Burger Nirvana at This Portland Mainstay

There’s little to say about Canard that hasn’t already been said. Chef Gabriel Rucker’s casual wine bar, tucked in next door to the chef’s...

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