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Portland’s Hottest New Speakeasy Is… in the Airport?

Portland has a complicated relationship with speakeasies. On the one hand, they’re weird, which we tend to like. But on the other hand, they...

M&Ms To Be Coated With Kale Slime Following New Ban on Food Dyes

Share This ArticleU.S. — In a bold new step to ensure Americans never enjoy anything ever again, candy manufacturer Mars announced...

New Study: Meth Users Found to Be World’s Leading Experts in Unattended Tool Acquisition

Share This ArticleEUGENE, OR — A shocking new study released Monday has confirmed what many suspected all along: meth users are...

Where to Find an All-Star Happy Hour in Vancouver, Washington

Remedy House, a tasting room for 3 Howls spirits, is located in a stately Victorian gothic where food is served on pretty vintage platters...

Tina Kotek Shocks Oregon By Coming Out As Gay Moments After Coming Out As Gay

Share This ArticleSALEM, OR — In a shocking and emotional press conference that rocked the state’s political establishment to its core,...

City of Corvallis Now Requires At Least Four Pronouns to Enter City Limits

Share This ArticleCORVALLIS, OR — In a bold step toward what city leaders are calling “radical inclusion,” Corvallis has officially declared...

A Local Player Is Debuting Both Coffee and Ramen Shops Along Mississippi Avenue

A Portland business owner is opening not one but two new spots back-to-back. Cafe Rosetta and the second location of Matsunoki Ramen open on...

Local Dad’s Confidence Skyrockets After Snagging $24.99 Camo Shorts at Target

Share This ArticleESTACADA, OR — In a stunning transformation just in time for warmer weather, local dad Mike Reynolds reportedly achieved...

Oregon High Schools Lower Graduation Bar to Just Reciting the Alphabet

Share This Article“Academic equity achieved, one letter at a time,” says Governor Kotek SALEM, OR — In a bold move to...

Hood River County Sees 3 Cases of Deadly Brain Disease with No Known Link

Share This ArticleA rare and deadly brain disease with a 100% fatality rate has now struck three people in Hood River...

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