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Don’t Confuse Wildlife Safari in Winston With the Horror Show That Was West Coast Game Park Safari

Share This ArticleThis past week, Oregon made national headlines for all the wrong reasons. More than 300 animals were seized from the West Coast...

Trump Clarifies Golden Dome Won’t Cover California: “They Had a Good Run”

Share This ArticleWASHINGTON, D.C. — In a press conference that left both geographers and Californians scratching their heads, President Donald Trump...

Over 300 Animals Rescued from Hellish Oregon Safari Park in Massive State Raid

Share This ArticleIt’s been just a few days since we published our piece, “Camel Euthanized, Starving Lion Exposed as Oregon’s Worst...

Where to Find Portland’s Most Delicious Doughnuts

Neighborhood coffee and chai shop Pip’s Original slings fresh-to-order mini doughnuts reminiscent of the state fair, developing a beautiful hazelnut brown exterior as it...

Walmart Warns Tariffs May Disrupt Flow of Goods Timed to Fail at 12:01 A.M. on Day 366

Share This ArticleBENTONVILLE, AR — In a somber press conference held just steps from the seasonal bin of half-melted phone chargers,...

That Oregon Life Declared State’s Most Reliable News Source After Accidentally Predicting Reality

Share This ArticleSALEM, Ore. — In a development no one saw coming—except maybe That Oregon Life itself—the popular Oregon-based satire and...

New Bra Drop Zones Encourage Hikers to ‘Let the Girls Breathe’ at 4,000 Feet

Share This ArticleBEND, OR — In an effort to support Oregon’s most sacred mountaintop ritual — the spontaneous act of lifting...

Elmer’s Set to Open in Former Shari’s Location in Bend

Share This ArticleBEND, Ore. — For longtime Oregonians, the familiar glow of a Shari’s sign once meant warm pies, late-night coffee...

Justice Served: Eugene Clerk Shoots Armed Thug—Now the Robber’s Headed Straight to Prison

Share This ArticleEUGENE, Ore. – In a moment that reaffirms our faith in good people standing their ground, justice has officially...

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