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Jerry Garcia Back From the Dead, Oregon Country Fairgoers Blame the Edibles After Surprise Ghost Set

Share This ArticleVENETA, Ore. — In a move that can only be described as “Grateful, Undead and Totally Unexpected,” the spirit of...

Tina Kotek Announces $500 Fine for “Unauthorized Splashing” on Oregon Rivers

Share This ArticleSALEM, OR — In a bold new effort to “restore order and tranquility” to Oregon’s waterways, Governor Tina Kotek unveiled...

Experts Confirm Only Chance of National Unity Is If Asteroid Obliterates Planet

Share This ArticleWASHINGTON, D.C. — In a sobering report released Thursday, leading political scientists confirmed that the only remaining path toward national...

Senator Jeff Merkley Pledges 13th Term in 2064 at Age 108, Promises to Outlive Every Republican

Share This ArticleWASHINGTON, D.C. — Vowing to “finish what he started back when Herbert Hoover was in short pants,” Oregon Senator Jeff...

Shocking Audit Reveals Oregon Wasting Millions, Who Could Have Guessed?

Share This ArticleSALEM, Ore. — In a revelation that surprised absolutely no one who’s ever watched Oregon’s government at work, as reported...

REPORT: Everything’s Fine, Experts Assure Public This Is All Totally Normal

Share This ArticleWASHINGTON, D.C. — As grocery prices soar, infrastructure crumbles, artificial intelligence begins writing its own manifestos, and World War 3...

The Oregon Country Fair Celebrates 56 Years of Magic in the Woods This Weekend

Share This ArticleFor one weekend every July, a quiet stretch of forest outside Eugene transforms into something straight out of a dream. The air fills...

Kotek’s New Law Says Tied-Together Inner Tubes Are Boats, Floating Without a Permit Could Get You Fined

Share This ArticlePORTLAND, Ore. (KPTV) – You’d be forgiven for thinking this was satire, but it’s not: Starting January 1, 2026, Oregon...

Trump Released the List, But It Wasn’t the List, Since There’s No List, Except for the List That Isn’t a List

Share This ArticleWASHINGTON, D.C. — In a press briefing that left the nation more confused than ever, President Donald Trump assured Americans...

Kotek Announces ODOT Layoffs, Warns Homeless Camp Cleanups and Fire Prevention Will Be Delayed

Share This ArticleThe Oregon Department of Transportation has begun issuing layoff notices to nearly 500 employees after lawmakers failed to pass a...

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