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Pope Urges Stoners for Christ to Blaze Responsibly This Easter Sunday

Share This ArticleVATICAN CITY — As Easter Sunday and 4/20 prepare to overlap in a once-in-a-generation holy smokes collision, Pope Francis issued...

Oregon Voted #1 Place To Live In A Van Down By The River

Share This ArticleSALEM, OR — In a groundbreaking new report released Thursday, Oregon has officially been named the number one state in...

Visitors Confirm: Enchanted Forest Hits Way Harder on Shrooms Than as a Kid

Share This ArticleTURNER, OR — Longtime fans of Oregon’s beloved Enchanted Forest theme park are reporting that while the park was “kinda...

Oregonians Gently Reminded It’s Been Too Damn Long Since They Watched Stand By Me

Share This ArticlePORTLAND, OR — In a quiet yet deeply emotional statewide advisory issued Monday morning, Oregonians were lovingly reminded that it...

He Brought Her Head to the Store: Oregon’s Unimaginable Mother’s Day Murder

Share This ArticleOn Mother’s Day 2017, the small Oregon town of Estacada was shattered by a crime so gruesome it seemed ripped from a horror...

Bend’s High Desert Museum Set to Open Giant Pine Tree Playground This Weekend

Share This ArticleIf you’ve ever wanted to feel like a tiny critter crawling through the forest floor—or just have kids who love...

Local Hikers Cheer as Hero Delivers Flying Kick to Yet Another One of Those Annoying Rock Stacks

Share This ArticleCASCADE RANGE, OR — A sense of awe swept through the hiking community this weekend as yet another rock stack...

Research Finds Finest Coffee Poured by Baristas With Nose Ring, 12 Pronouns, and Zero Eye Contact

Share This ArticleBEND, ORE— A newly published study from the Oregon Culinary Arts & Beverage Institute has revealed that the highest-rated coffee...

Oregon Adds Safe Spaces to Prisons in Case Murderers Feel Uncomfortable

Share This ArticleSALEM, OR — In a bold new effort to make convicted murderers feel a little more at ease during their...

Pathetic: Guy Who Sucks at Regular Golf Now Sucks at Disc Golf, Too

Share This ArticleEugene, OR — In a move that surprised absolutely no one, local man Trevor McMichaels has confirmed that his deeply...

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