If I were a rich tycoon, I’d definitely have a National Football Team. Ah, an NFL team. NFL football team. I’d own it. One. Maybe eventually two.
I’d call my first team the Porcelain Mice. Maybe I’ll put it in Portland. The Portland Porcelain Mice. But not Portland, Oregon; that place is too trendy, plus it basically burned down during The Protests. At least, I think those were protests or supposed to be protests. It really looked like two hundred days of street brawls. Who do you think is running that whole show anyway? I mean, on both sides of the ball. So to speak. Sorry. But
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