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Oregon State Parks Introduce Monthly Hiking Plans With New “TrailFlix” App

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Share This ArticleHiking in Oregon just got a whole lot more exclusive. Following in the footsteps of every streaming service, gym membership, and software company,...

Greater Idaho Expands: “We’re Taking All of Oregon, But Portland’s Getting Walled Off”

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Share This ArticleIn a stunning turn of events, the Greater Idaho movement has thrown out its old map, crumpled it into a wad of regret,...

Facebook User Stunned to Discover His Rant Didn’t Instantly Change the Other Guy’s Mind

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Share This ArticleBoring, Oregon — In what experts are calling an unprecedented failure of logic and reason, a local man in Boring,...

Portland Decriminalizes Crime—Residents Now Required to Politely Ask Criminals to Stop

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Share This ArticleFaced with an unprecedented rise in crime, Portland’s City Council has taken decisive action—by officially decriminalizing all crime. In a unanimous vote on...

Gresham Mysteriously Missing from Yet Another ‘Must-See in Oregon’ Travel Guide

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Share This ArticleIt’s happened again. Another “Top 10 Must-Visit Places in Oregon” article has hit the internet, and, in a shocking turn...

Inconvenient Child Declares, “Mom, I Have to Go. Like, Really Bad”—Right After the Final Rest Stop for 50 Miles

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Share This ArticleRURAL HIGHWAY, USA — In what experts are calling a “statistically impossible yet somehow inevitable event,” a local child has...

After Years of Being in the Ocean, Haystack Rock is Moving to Central Oregon—And People Have Questions

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Share This ArticleIn a move no one saw coming—yet somehow makes complete sense in the most Oregon way possible—state officials have confirmed that Haystack Rock...

Another Oregon Town Ranked ‘Most Adorable’ by a Magazine You’ve Probably Never Heard Of

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Share This ArticleYet another Oregon town has been thrust into the national spotlight, thanks to Quaint Living Weekly, a prestigious, possibly AI-generated...

State Officials Confirm: ‘Salem Has a Capitol Building, And That’s Pretty Much It’

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Share This ArticleSALEM, OR — After years of speculation, confusion, and outright apathy, state officials have finally confirmed what many Oregonians have long suspected: Salem...

Outrage in Bend as Forest Green Subaru Shortage Forces Residents to Rethink Entire Personalities

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Share This ArticleBEND, OR — A crisis of unprecedented proportions has rocked Central Oregon this week, as Bend’s last remaining Subaru dealership officially ran out...
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