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Oregonians Baffled by Mysterious Yellow Orb in Sky, Panic Ensues

Share This ArticleA shocking phenomenon unfolded in Oregon today as thousands of residents were left squinting and disoriented by the sudden appearance...

Crater Lake’s ‘Volcano Bowl’ Set to Open in 2026 as the World’s Largest Skate Park

Share This ArticleMove over, Burnside—Crater Lake National Park is rolling into the skateboarding scene with the highly anticipated “Volcano Bowl,” a skate...

Buying a 60-Pack of Eggs Now Considered a ‘Status Symbol’

Share This ArticleMove over luxury cars and designer handbags—there’s a new status symbol for 2025: a massive 60-pack of eggs. That’s right,...

Cracker Company Unveils New, Even Flakier Saltines, Perfect for Couch Snacking

Share This ArticleIn a move no one saw coming—but somehow everyone expected—Nabisco has unveiled its newest twist on the classic saltine: a...

Man Angry at Crowds on “Secret” Waterfall Hike Forgets He’s Part of the Crowd

Share This ArticleSomewhere Deep in the Wilderness — Self-proclaimed hiking purist Brent "NaturePurist87" Henderson, 34, was reportedly furious Sunday morning after discovering...

Governor Kotek Consults Psychic Medium to Finally Get a Response from Trump

Share This ArticleSALEM, OR — Frustrated by the complete lack of communication from the Trump administration regarding Oregon’s frozen federal funding, Governor...

New Law Requires Drivers to Telepathically Predict Cyclists’ Next Move

Share This ArticlePortland’s latest progressive traffic law aims to bridge the “understanding gap” between drivers and cyclists PORTLAND, OR – In an unprecedented move that...

Oregon Breakfast Joints Insist You Bring Your Own Eggs—Or Indulge in Their ‘Invisible Omelet’

Share This ArticleOregon diners looking forward to a hearty breakfast might need to start checking their fridges before heading out. In a...

Boss at Home Genuinely Cares About Your Safety As Roads Ice Over, Suggests Leaving Earlier

Share This ArticleIn a heartwarming display of corporate compassion, local work-from-home boss Greg Daniels—cozy in his flannel pajama pants—has reassured his employees...

REPORT: Oregonians See First Snowflake, Immediately Forget How to Drive, Walk, and Function

Share This ArticleOREGON – In a shocking turn of events that happens literally every single year, Oregonians have once again been caught completely off guard...

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