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Research Finds Finest Coffee Poured by Baristas With Nose Ring, 12 Pronouns, and Zero Eye Contact

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Share This ArticleBEND, ORE— A newly published study from the Oregon Culinary Arts & Beverage Institute has revealed that the highest-rated coffee...

Oregon Adds Safe Spaces to Prisons in Case Murderers Feel Uncomfortable

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Share This ArticleSALEM, OR — In a bold new effort to make convicted murderers feel a little more at ease during their...

Pathetic: Guy Who Sucks at Regular Golf Now Sucks at Disc Golf, Too

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Share This ArticleEugene, OR — In a move that surprised absolutely no one, local man Trevor McMichaels has confirmed that his deeply...

Archaeologists Unearth Mysterious Metal Artifact in Oregon, May Date Back to Late 1970s

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Share This ArticleFORT ROCK, OR — Archaeologists working near the site of Oregon’s famed ancient sandals have stumbled upon a curious metallic...

40-Year-Old Hiker Eager to Rediscover That One Weird Knee Pain Again This Weekend

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Share This ArticleBEND, OR — Local 40-year-old insurance adjuster and recreational hiker Kyle Marston is reportedly gearing up for another exciting weekend...

Easter Bunny Quits Lloyd Center Gig After Getting Jumped by Toddler With Brass Knuckles

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Share This ArticlePORTLAND, OR — In what mall officials are calling “an unfortunate holiday incident,” the Easter Bunny abruptly ended his seasonal...

CDC Warns Zombie Outbreak Probably Unlikely, But Also Definitely Starting in Portland’s Amtrak Station

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Share This ArticlePORTLAND, OR — In a newly released report blending cautious optimism with a strong whiff of apocalyptic dread, the Centers...

Oregon Passes New Gun Law Limiting Citizens to Only Single-Shot Muskets

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Share This ArticleSALEM, OR — In a groundbreaking effort to reduce gun violence and increase reloading time to a full 90 seconds,...

Oregon Hikers Report Being Stopped by Wandering Wizard Demanding Their Marijuana Gummies

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Share This ArticleSILVER FALLS STATE PARK, OR — What began as a peaceful afternoon hike took an unexpectedly magical turn this week...

Hikers Now Smashing Their Own Car Windows to Embrace That Authentic Northwest Outdoor Vibe

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Share This ArticleIn a growing trend that many are calling “unhinged but deeply on-brand,” hikers throughout the Pacific Northwest have started voluntarily...
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