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Gresham Mysteriously Missing from Yet Another ‘Must-See in Oregon’ Travel Guide

Share This ArticleIt’s happened again. Another “Top 10 Must-Visit Places in Oregon” article has hit the internet, and, in a shocking turn...

Inconvenient Child Declares, “Mom, I Have to Go. Like, Really Bad”—Right After the Final Rest Stop for 50 Miles

Share This ArticleRURAL HIGHWAY, USA — In what experts are calling a “statistically impossible yet somehow inevitable event,” a local child has...

After Years of Being in the Ocean, Haystack Rock is Moving to Central Oregon—And People Have Questions

Share This ArticleIn a move no one saw coming—yet somehow makes complete sense in the most Oregon way possible—state officials have confirmed that Haystack Rock...

Another Oregon Town Ranked ‘Most Adorable’ by a Magazine You’ve Probably Never Heard Of

Share This ArticleYet another Oregon town has been thrust into the national spotlight, thanks to Quaint Living Weekly, a prestigious, possibly AI-generated...

State Officials Confirm: ‘Salem Has a Capitol Building, And That’s Pretty Much It’

Share This ArticleSALEM, OR — After years of speculation, confusion, and outright apathy, state officials have finally confirmed what many Oregonians have long suspected: Salem...

Outrage in Bend as Forest Green Subaru Shortage Forces Residents to Rethink Entire Personalities

Share This ArticleBEND, OR — A crisis of unprecedented proportions has rocked Central Oregon this week, as Bend’s last remaining Subaru dealership officially ran out...

Heroic Man Saves Oregon Woman Who Almost Pumps Diesel into Prius Thinking It’s the ‘Green’ Option

Share This ArticleIt was a typical cloudy morning at a gas station just off I-5 in Salem, but for one Oregonian, it would become the...

Trump Promises to Restore Natural Hair Greatness by Banning Blue Hair

Share This ArticleWASHINGTON, D.C. — In a groundbreaking announcement today, Donald Trump declared that blue hair will soon be banned across the...

Oregon Man Tells Gas Attendant ‘I’ve Got This,’ Secretly Hopes He’ll Still Help

Share This ArticlePORTLAND, OR — It’s been nearly two years since Oregon officially joined the rest of the country in allowing self-serve gas, but for...

Three Days of Sunshine Spark Mostly Peaceful Protests as Portlanders Demand the Return of Gray Skies

Share This ArticlePORTLAND, OR — In a city famous for its love of drizzle, gloom, and perfectly damp mornings, three consecutive days of sunshine have...

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