Visitors Confirm: Enchanted Forest Hits Way Harder on Shrooms Than as a Kid

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TURNER, OR — Longtime fans of Oregon’s beloved Enchanted Forest theme park are reporting that while the park was “kinda spooky and magical” as children, experiencing it as an adult on mushrooms is an entirely different — and far more intense — journey.

“It used to be this weird little park with talking trees and a creepy witch house,” said local software developer Kevin Bliss, 34, “but on shrooms? Bro. That witch knows things. She looked into my soul and showed me my dad’s unresolved trauma.”

The sentiment has been echoed in dozens of Reddit threads, TripAdvisor reviews, and one particularly heartfelt Yelp post titled “The Crooked

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