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PALM BEACH, FL — In a late-night post on Truth Social sandwiched between rants about wind turbines and the deep state, former President Donald Trump announced a bold new plan to reshape the American holiday calendar by adding two new national holidays: “We’re the Best Day” and “Other Countries Are Losers Day.”
“We don’t celebrate ourselves nearly enough,” Trump wrote, presumably while wearing a red velvet robe embroidered with gold eagles. “We won both World Wars, we built the greatest economy, I had the best rallies, and quite frankly, no one appreciates how incredible we are — especially ME. So we’re going to fix that.”
‘We’re the
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