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SALEM, OR — Oregon Governor Tina Kotek reportedly made what staff are now describing as her “official woopsie face” Tuesday afternoon after aides confirmed that the state’s $800 billion budget had completely vanished into what economists are calling a rapidly expanding government black hole somewhere beneath the Capitol building.
The discovery was made during a routine budget meeting when analysts noticed the entire spreadsheet slowly disappearing cell by cell.
“At first we thought it was just a formatting issue,” said one nervous budget staffer while pointing to a large swirling void where the numbers used to be. “But then the housing funds, transportation money, and the entire
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