Sources Confirm Neighborhood Child Might Even Go Outside This Weekend

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U.S. — In a development no one saw coming, sources have confirmed that 12-year-old neighborhood resident Brandon Lunsford might actually go outside this weekend, sparking cautious optimism among local parents and wildlife experts alike.

Brandon, best known for spending 18 to 22 hours a day locked in mortal combat with strangers on Fortnite and creating elaborate “Obby Deathrun” maps on Roblox, allegedly mentioned going outside during a brief conversation with his mother — though experts caution this could have been sarcastic.

“We don’t want to get our hopes up,” said Brandon’s mother, standing by a window hoping for any sign of movement. “Last month he said he

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