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PORTLAND, OR — Doctors across Portland say they are closely studying a surprising new trend after hospitals reported a 38% increase in babies being born both genderless and with naturally occurring blue hair, a phenomenon physicians are cautiously describing as “totally normal for Portland.”
According to staff at several local maternity wards, the babies emerge into the world sporting a variety of soft pastel shades including sky blue, teal, and something nurses described as “artisanal ocean foam.” Many reportedly arrive without any clear gender designation, though hospital administrators say that’s simply part of the city’s “progressive biological ecosystem.”
“We started noticing it about a year ago,” said
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