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Thousands Expected at ‘No Kings’ Protests Across Oregon This Weekend as Trump Turns 79

Share This ArticleOregon is gearing up for another round of widespread protests this Saturday, June 14 — and this time, the...

Existential Dread Peaks as Woman Realizes It’s Time to Go to Walmart Again

Share This ArticleSPRINGFIELD, OR — Local woman Kelly Harmon was reportedly enjoying a quiet Saturday morning, sipping coffee and pretending she...

Portland, Get Ready for Stellar Michelin-Starred Texas Barbecue Royalty

The Portland barbecue scene is getting a surprise entrant: Michelin-starred Austin, Texas, favorite La Barbecue is setting up an outpost far from home with...

Couple Plans Romantic Friday Night Watching the World Burn with a Bottle of Pinot and a Cheese Platter

Share This ArticlePORTLAND, OR — While many couples might opt for a candlelit dinner or a rom-com, local partners Jesse and...

Man Fondly Recalls Childhood Road Trips When Mom Turned the Nissan Into a Marlboro Sauna

Share This ArticleSALEM, OR — Nostalgia hit hard this week for 42-year-old Brent Halverson, who fondly remembered a simpler time when...

Protesters Try to Burn Down Portland ICE Facility as Police Reaffirm They Won’t Assist Feds

Share This ArticleAnother Portland protest turned dangerous Wednesday night after demonstrators attempted to set fire to the federal ICE building in South Portland. According...

Bake on the Run Shows Off the Global Essence of Guyanese Food

Pause in front of the Bake on the Run food cart for more than a second, and mother-and-son team Bibi and Mike Singh will...

Wildfire Erupts Near Rowena Crest, Level 3 Evacuations Ordered

Share This ArticleROWENA, Ore. — A fast-moving wildfire erupted Wednesday afternoon near the iconic Rowena Crest viewpoint in the Columbia River...

Officials Urge Rioters to Stretch Before Peacefully Yeeting Bricks for Injury Prevention

Share This ArticlePORTLAND, OR — In anticipation of this weekend’s peaceful protest that definitely won’t involve any windows mysteriously shattering themselves,...

Local Woman Sips Warm White Claw, Finds Peace After Watching Flip-Flop Drift Off Into the Current

Share This ArticleOREGON — It was supposed to be just another day of lazy tubing, questionable sunscreen application, and aggressively warm...

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