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PORTLAND, OR — Oregon Governor Tina Kotek shocked residents this week after unveiling a dramatic new purple mohawk during a public appearance, prompting widespread confusion over whether the hairstyle was a personal choice, a political statement, or the result of an experimental transportation funding committee.
Witnesses say the governor arrived looking largely the same as usual, except for the several inches of vibrant purple spikes extending from the top of her head.
“I thought maybe I’d accidentally clicked on a Portlandia reboot trailer,” said one Salem resident. “Then I realized it was actually the governor.”
According to sources close to the administration, the haircut was part of
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