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Trump Suggests Adding His Face to Mount Rushmore, Proposes ‘Executive Order’ to Expedite

Share This ArticleIn a move that shocked absolutely no one, President Donald Trump has reportedly suggested—and seemingly succeeded in—adding his face...

Local Woman Proudly Shows Off ‘Check Engine’ Light That Has Been On Since 2018

Share This ArticleLocal woman Jessica Reynolds is beaming with pride after successfully keeping her car’s “Check Engine” light on for an...

Small Town Officials Approve 8th Dollar General, Say ‘We’re Just Gonna Keep Going’

Share This ArticleResidents of Pine Hollow, Oregon, barely had time to recover from the ribbon-cutting of their 7th Dollar General before...

Tesla Dealerships Now Patrolled by Robot Dogs That Breathe Fire

Share This ArticleIn a bold and completely normal security upgrade, Tesla has officially deployed fire-breathing robot dogs to patrol its dealerships...

For Just $1,200, Couple Gets Exclusive Close-Up of Two Giants’ Backs for Entire Concert

Share This ArticlePORTLAND, OR — Local couple Brian and Jessica Holloway were overjoyed to snag floor tickets to see their favorite...

3 Notable Recent Restaurant and Bar Closures in Portland

This is a curated list of Portland’s most notable and permanent restaurant and bar closures. See a closing we missed? Then drop us a...

Oregon Meteorologists Just Throwing Darts at a Weather Map at This Point

Share This ArticleOregon meteorologists have officially given up. After a week that included sunshine, rain, and snow—sometimes all in the same...

Fundraiser for Dane Paulsen’s Family Happening at Newport’s Chowder Bowl

Share This ArticleThe coastal community of Newport is coming together in support of the family of Dane Paulsen, the 2-year-old boy...

One of Portland’s Most Legendary Restaurants Is Opening a Cocktail Bar

One of Portland’s restaurants whose reputation precedes itself the world over will take over a glittering bar space in Northeast Portland. Kachka, the vodka-soaked...

This Burger-Inclusive Phenom Sets Up Shop in Brooklyn

At long last, one of Portland’s buzziest burger pop-up outfits is opening its first food cart. Champs Burger will open to the public on...

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