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Easter Bunny Quits Lloyd Center Gig After Getting Jumped by Toddler With Brass Knuckles

Share This ArticlePORTLAND, OR — In what mall officials are calling “an unfortunate holiday incident,” the Easter Bunny abruptly ended his...

CDC Warns Zombie Outbreak Probably Unlikely, But Also Definitely Starting in Portland’s Amtrak Station

Share This ArticlePORTLAND, OR — In a newly released report blending cautious optimism with a strong whiff of apocalyptic dread, the...

Oregon Passes New Gun Law Limiting Citizens to Only Single-Shot Muskets

Share This ArticleSALEM, OR — In a groundbreaking effort to reduce gun violence and increase reloading time to a full 90...

Flour Bloom Bakery Is Closing After a ‘Torturously Low Season’

Just a year and a half into business, Grand Avenue’s Flour Bloom will close for good on Wednesday, April 30. In an extensive Instagram...

Bend’s Best New Restaurants, Spring 2025

The offerings at Bar RBC are some of Bend’s top offerings right now. | Barb Gonzalez As Bend expands, it’s...

Oregon Hikers Report Being Stopped by Wandering Wizard Demanding Their Marijuana Gummies

Share This ArticleSILVER FALLS STATE PARK, OR — What began as a peaceful afternoon hike took an unexpectedly magical turn this...

6 Restaurant Openings to Get Excited About in Portland

This is a list of Portland’s most notable restaurant and bar openings, with new updates published twice a month. Did we miss something great?...

Hikers Now Smashing Their Own Car Windows to Embrace That Authentic Northwest Outdoor Vibe

Share This ArticleIn a growing trend that many are calling “unhinged but deeply on-brand,” hikers throughout the Pacific Northwest have started...

Portland Man Emerges from Wet Cave After 93 Days, Hisses at Sunlight

Share This ArticleOREGON COAST — In a scene described by witnesses as “like Gollum but with better accessories,” a Portland man...

Privileged Locals Cheer as “No Poors Allowed” Sign Installed at Lake in Lake Oswego

Share This ArticleIt’s just common sense,” says homeowner who paid $6.2 million to avoid eye contact. LAKE OSWEGO, OR — Wealthy...

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