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First American Pope Wears Cowboy Hat

Share This ArticleVATICAN CITY — In a historic and deeply confusing moment for the Catholic Church, newly appointed Pope Robert I...

India-Pakistan Conflict Accidently Solves America’s Spam Call Epidemic

Share This ArticleWASHINGTON, D.C. — As tensions between India and Pakistan escalated into open conflict this week, something miraculous happened in...

Pacific Power: “We Understand You’re Struggling—That’s Why We’re Raising Rates Again”

Share This ArticleSALEM, OR — In a heartfelt press release delivered with the emotional depth of a dropped toaster, Pacific Power...

Deadstock’s Owner Knows His Coffee — Here’s Where He Goes in Portland

There are few Portland coffee shops that have as much hype — and manage to live up to it — as Deadstock Coffee. Owner...

Missing Eugene Cat Allegedly Just Blazed Out of His Mind at the Neighbors’ Place

Share This ArticleEUGENE, OR — A frantic search for a local feline came to a mellow conclusion Thursday afternoon after “Mittens,”...

Officials Seek Public’s Help After Elephant Seal Pup Brutally Stabbed on Oregon Coast

Share This ArticleIn a disturbing and heartbreaking incident, a young elephant seal pup was found stabbed multiple times on the beach...

Portland’s Best Veggie and Vegan Burgers

In Portland, there’s no shortage of meatless burgers to choose from within the city’s thriving vegan and vegetarian restaurant and food cart scene. Meatless...

Trump to Reopen Toys “R” Us as Maximum Security Prison for “Really Bad Kids”

Share This ArticleBEDMINSTER, NJ — In a bold move to “bring back law, order, and Geoffrey the Giraffe,” former President Donald...

A David Lynch–Themed Bar, and 10 More Portland Restaurant Openings You Should Know

This is a list of Portland’s most notable restaurant and bar openings, with new updates published twice a month. Did we miss something great?...

This Oregon Coast Beach Was Ranked the Best Spot to Watch a Seagull Steal a Burrito From a Toddler

Share This ArticleCANNON BEACH, OR — In a move that shocked no one familiar with Oregon’s coastal crime wave of airborne...

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