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He Brought Her Head to the Store: Oregon’s Unimaginable Mother’s Day Murder

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Share This ArticleOn Mother’s Day 2017, the small Oregon town of Estacada was shattered by a crime so gruesome it seemed ripped from a...

Bend’s High Desert Museum Set to Open Giant Pine Tree Playground This Weekend

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Share This ArticleIf you’ve ever wanted to feel like a tiny critter crawling through the forest floor—or just have kids who...

Local Hikers Cheer as Hero Delivers Flying Kick to Yet Another One of Those Annoying Rock Stacks

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Share This ArticleCASCADE RANGE, OR — A sense of awe swept through the hiking community this weekend as yet another rock...

Research Finds Finest Coffee Poured by Baristas With Nose Ring, 12 Pronouns, and Zero Eye Contact

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Share This ArticleBEND, ORE— A newly published study from the Oregon Culinary Arts & Beverage Institute has revealed that the highest-rated...

Oregon Adds Safe Spaces to Prisons in Case Murderers Feel Uncomfortable

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Share This ArticleSALEM, OR — In a bold new effort to make convicted murderers feel a little more at ease during...

Pathetic: Guy Who Sucks at Regular Golf Now Sucks at Disc Golf, Too

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Share This ArticleEugene, OR — In a move that surprised absolutely no one, local man Trevor McMichaels has confirmed that his...

Archaeologists Unearth Mysterious Metal Artifact in Oregon, May Date Back to Late 1970s

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Share This ArticleFORT ROCK, OR — Archaeologists working near the site of Oregon’s famed ancient sandals have stumbled upon a curious...

40-Year-Old Hiker Eager to Rediscover That One Weird Knee Pain Again This Weekend

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Share This ArticleBEND, OR — Local 40-year-old insurance adjuster and recreational hiker Kyle Marston is reportedly gearing up for another exciting...

Easter Bunny Quits Lloyd Center Gig After Getting Jumped by Toddler With Brass Knuckles

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Share This ArticlePORTLAND, OR — In what mall officials are calling “an unfortunate holiday incident,” the Easter Bunny abruptly ended his...

CDC Warns Zombie Outbreak Probably Unlikely, But Also Definitely Starting in Portland’s Amtrak Station

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Share This ArticlePORTLAND, OR — In a newly released report blending cautious optimism with a strong whiff of apocalyptic dread, the...

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