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PORTLAND, OR — In a bold move to finally escape his parents’ basement and experience the magic of paying $2,100 a month for 380 square feet of “industrial charm,” local man Kyle Dennison has successfully sold one of his kidneys to secure a studio apartment in Portland.
“I figured I only need one kidney, but I need four walls and a ceiling right now,” said Dennison, proudly showing off his lease agreement and a bag of frozen peas taped to his side.
The apartment, which boasts “vintage plumbing” and “communal bathroom character,” is located above a vegan donut shop and between two buildings currently being converted into
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