Oregon DMV Orders Tesla Owners to Take Class: “Why Your Car Is Wrong And You Should Feel Bad”

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SALEM, OR — In response to the growing public disdain for Elon Musk and the unfortunate social consequences of driving something associated with him, the Oregon DMV has announced a new mandatory six-week course for all Tesla owners titled: “Why Your Car Is Wrong and You Should Feel Bad.”

According to the DMV, the course is “not about the car itself,” but rather about teaching Tesla owners to “reflect deeply on their choices, consider the future political trajectory of all CEOs before making purchases, and just… try to be better.”

“We’re not here to shame anyone,” said DMV spokesperson Rain Ember-Leaf while setting fire to a Model

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