Oregon Democrats Introduce Bill to Replace Axe Throwing With Safe Space Rubber Dart Toss

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SALEM, OR — Concerned that the ancient, rugged art of axe throwing may be promoting toxic masculinity, Oregon Democrats have introduced a bold new bill that would ban the practice statewide and replace it with something more emotionally enriching: the Safe Space Rubber Dart Toss.

House Bill 1147, officially titled the “Weaponized Masculinity Reduction and Soft Impact Recreation Act,” aims to phase out all axe throwing venues by 2026 and convert them into mindfulness-forward dart lounges. These venues will feature foam-padded walls, organic herbal tea stations, and gentle harp music playing on loop.

“Axe throwing encourages aggression, splinters, and—worst of all—confidence,” said Rep. Sage Moonwater (D-Portland), as

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