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NEWPORT, OR — In a bold move that experts are calling “a thrilling way to thin the tourist herd,” the Oregon Coast Aquarium has officially announced its newest attraction for Summer 2025: an immersive scuba diving experience simply titled “Swim With Sharks.”
According to promotional materials, the experience promises guests the rare opportunity to “get up close and personal with nature’s most majestic killing machines,” while fully acknowledging in the fine print that “nature may get up close and personal with you too.”
Visitors brave enough to sign up are required to complete a one-page waiver consisting solely of the phrase “Good Luck” printed in Comic Sans,
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