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SOME RANDOM TOWN, OREGON — In a stunning development that has united commuters across political, cultural, and astrological lines, officials confirmed Tuesday that the nation’s worst human is, in fact, the guy who floors it down the closing lane and tries to merge at the very last possible inch.
Witnesses report the man, described as “weirdly confident for someone about to ruin everyone’s morning,” ignored approximately 14 clearly marked “LANE ENDS MERGE LEFT” signs before accelerating with the urgency of someone delivering a kidney for transplant.
“I thought maybe he had an emergency,” said one driver who had been waiting patiently in line for 11 minutes. “But
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