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WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what officials are calling “the largest gastrointestinal emergency response in American history,” the federal government announced Tuesday it has begun deploying thousands of emergency porta-potties to Taco Bell restaurants experiencing catastrophic restroom demand following the return of the chain’s popular Volcano Menu.
The operation, dubbed Operation Relief Valve, has already delivered portable restrooms to more than 2,800 Taco Bell locations nationwide, with another 5,000 expected to arrive before the lunch rush.
“We’re asking Americans to remain calm,” said FEMA Administrator Cameron Hamilton during a press briefing held several feet away from the nearest restroom. “Our infrastructure was simply not designed for this many
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