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PALM BEACH, FL — After years of public praise, private DMs, and the occasional awkward photo op, former President Donald J. Trump and tech billionaire Elon Musk have officially filed for divorce, ending what many believed to be the most chaotic power couple in modern American history.
Court documents filed early Wednesday list the cause of the split as “irreparable ego collisions and mutual shadowbanning.”
“It’s a sad day,” Trump told reporters from his gilded golf cart. “I gave him everything — retweets, love, support, even let him land rockets in my heart. And what did I get? Nothing. Not even a Cybertruck with gold trim.”
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