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SALEM, OR — In a bold new move to secure its place as America’s favorite bulk-buying utopia, Costco has unveiled its most jaw-dropping creation yet: a 470-pound rotisserie chicken that promises to feed an entire neighborhood, or one very determined uncle during football season.
Currently being test marketed exclusively in Salem, Oregon, the poultry behemoth is slow-roasted to golden perfection and available in the familiar black plastic tray — now resized to resemble a hot tub.
Costco shoppers were reportedly stunned Wednesday morning when warehouse employees wheeled the first mega-chicken out of the rotisserie using a forklift and a prayer.
“This thing is majestic,” said local shopper
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