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In a stunning turn of events Tuesday evening, household cat Mr. Biscuits has officially confirmed that he licked the lasagna, and, according to inside sources, would “do it again in a heartbeat.”
The lasagna, a bubbling tray of cheesy perfection prepared by 34-year-old Julia Patterson for her book club’s monthly gathering, was briefly left unattended on the kitchen counter. In those crucial 47 seconds, Mr. Biscuits executed what experts are now calling “a textbook drive-by lick,” targeting the upper left quadrant of the dish with terrifying precision.
“He was sitting on the windowsill, pretending to look out at birds,” said Patterson. “I walked away to grab a
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