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OREGON — A brutally honest report from the Institute of Sad Outcomes has named five small Oregon towns where the odds of a child growing up into a full-blown loser are, frankly, too high to ignore. Factors included crime rates, dropout data, vape-related ER visits, and whether the town’s main attraction is still a functioning Dairy Queen.
Those towns are: Cave Junction, Myrtle Creek, Prineville, Reedsport, and Ontario — where dreams don’t just die, they take up permanent residence.
Cave Junction
“Where the only thing higher than the dropout rate is your neighbor.”
Cave Junction sets the tone with its perfect blend of dirt roads, dollar stores, and
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