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REPORT: Oregonians See First Snowflake, Immediately Forget How to Drive, Walk, and Function

Share This ArticleOREGON – In a shocking turn of events that happens literally every single year, Oregonians have once again been caught completely off guard...

Oregon State Parks Introduce Monthly Hiking Plans With New “TrailFlix” App

Share This ArticleHiking in Oregon just got a whole lot more exclusive. Following in the footsteps of every streaming service, gym membership, and software company,...

Greater Idaho Expands: “We’re Taking All of Oregon, But Portland’s Getting Walled Off”

Share This ArticleIn a stunning turn of events, the Greater Idaho movement has thrown out its old map, crumpled it into a wad of regret,...

Facebook User Stunned to Discover His Rant Didn’t Instantly Change the Other Guy’s Mind

Share This ArticleBoring, Oregon — In what experts are calling an unprecedented failure of logic and reason, a local man in Boring,...

Portland Decriminalizes Crime—Residents Now Required to Politely Ask Criminals to Stop

Share This ArticleFaced with an unprecedented rise in crime, Portland’s City Council has taken decisive action—by officially decriminalizing all crime. In a unanimous vote on...

Gresham Mysteriously Missing from Yet Another ‘Must-See in Oregon’ Travel Guide

Share This ArticleIt’s happened again. Another “Top 10 Must-Visit Places in Oregon” article has hit the internet, and, in a shocking turn...

Inconvenient Child Declares, “Mom, I Have to Go. Like, Really Bad”—Right After the Final Rest Stop for 50 Miles

Share This ArticleRURAL HIGHWAY, USA — In what experts are calling a “statistically impossible yet somehow inevitable event,” a local child has...

After Years of Being in the Ocean, Haystack Rock is Moving to Central Oregon—And People Have Questions

Share This ArticleIn a move no one saw coming—yet somehow makes complete sense in the most Oregon way possible—state officials have confirmed that Haystack Rock...

Another Oregon Town Ranked ‘Most Adorable’ by a Magazine You’ve Probably Never Heard Of

Share This ArticleYet another Oregon town has been thrust into the national spotlight, thanks to Quaint Living Weekly, a prestigious, possibly AI-generated...

State Officials Confirm: ‘Salem Has a Capitol Building, And That’s Pretty Much It’

Share This ArticleSALEM, OR — After years of speculation, confusion, and outright apathy, state officials have finally confirmed what many Oregonians have long suspected: Salem...

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