The game of basketball is like pizza.
No matter what you do to it or how bad you make pizza – it’s still pizza, and it can’t be that bad.
To put it in NBA terms, the Boston Celtics would be like a Michelin-star pizza restaurant in Italy – the cream of the crop.
The Houston Rockets are a two-day-old pile of crusts you found in a dumpster.
And the Portland Trail Blazers?
They are Little Caesars.
Not so terrible that it will kill you, but it more resembles a sloppy oily mess on cardboard than an actual pizza.
The Blazers sit on the very edge of
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