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Portland to Roll Out Human Litter Boxes This Summer, Tackling Public Defecation Crisis

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Share This ArticleIn what city officials are calling a “revolution in urban sanitation,” Portland will begin installing CrapTrap 3000™ units across...

Oregon State Scientists Baffled as Willamette River Births New Glow-in-the-Dark Creature

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Share This ArticleWILLAMETTE VALLEY, OR — In a groundbreaking yet deeply unsettling discovery, scientists at Oregon State University have confirmed the...

Oregon Man’s Depression Downgraded from “Crippling” to “Moody” After Full Day of Sunshine

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Share This ArticleCreswell, OR — In what mental health experts are calling “a minor miracle” and “the emotional equivalent of unclenching...

Portland Family Says Final Goodbyes to Dad Who Bravely Drank From Benson Bubbler

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Share This ArticlePORTLAND, OR — A local family is in mourning after 44-year-old Ron Breckman tragically passed away this week following...

Report: Someone Needs to Quiet That Sniveling Brat Immediately

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Share This ArticleSALEM, OR — A routine grocery run at the WinCo Foods off Commercial Street in Salem turned into a...

Bill Could Make Cellphone Use in Oregon Classrooms a Thing of the Past

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Share This ArticleA statewide ban on cell phones in Oregon’s K-12 classrooms could soon be on the books, following years of...

The Best Dishes Eater Portland Ate in March

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Welcome to The Best Dishes the Eater Portland Team Ate This Month, featuring the dishes that the Portland-based Eater team can’t stop thinking about....

You’ll Be Able to Get Drunk on Ice Cream at This New Portland Shop

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Have you ever been drinking a beer but wish you could have an ice cream instead? Have you ever been frustrated by licking a...

BREAKING: Cat Confirms It Did, In Fact, Lick the Lasagna

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Share This ArticleIn a stunning turn of events Tuesday evening, household cat Mr. Biscuits has officially confirmed that he licked the...
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