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High-speed crash ends fatally in incorporated Clackamas County

A deputy found the car engulfed in flames. Clackamas Fire extinguished the flames, revealing a person inside the vehicle. PORTLAND, Ore. — A...

Oregon School Earns “Gold Medal in Predator Enablement” After Flawless Record of Inaction

Share This ArticleIn a historic achievement for institutional apathy, St. Helens High School has been awarded the coveted Gold Medal in...

Locals Shocked as Portland RV Appears to Give Birth to Full-Sized Truck in Public

Share This ArticlePORTLAND, OR — In a shocking roadside event that eyewitnesses are describing as “equal parts beautiful and deeply upsetting,”...

Graffiti Artists Give Up As Portland Now 100% Covered in Spray Paint

Share This ArticlePORTLAND, OR — In a historic moment of questionable achievement, the City of Portland has officially become the first...

Travelers Agree: This Gas Station Port-a-Potty is a ‘Spiritual Oasis in a Plastic Shell’

Share This ArticleIn the vast, unforgiving wasteland of America’s highways—where fast food wrappers dance in the wind and gas station bathrooms...

The Best Food Carts in Portland

These soul-satisfying Korean barbecue boxes are a fundamental part of Portland’s food scene, and KJG’s owner, Han Ly Hwang, is the longest reigning king...

How a Portland Custard Shop Fought the Trump Administration — And Won

It’s hard to imagine that the Trump Administration’s unprecedented carving up of federal agencies could impact a tiny custard shop in Portland, Oregon. So...

Wife Deploys Tactical Rib Jab in Final Attempt to End Husband’s Snoring

Share This ArticleMONROE, OR — In the early hours of Wednesday morning, local woman Emily Patterson reportedly launched what experts are...

Newly Uncovered Nazi Archives Reveal Hitler Was First Tesla Owner

Share This ArticleBERLIN — In a discovery that has stunned historians and Tesla enthusiasts alike, newly uncovered Nazi archives have revealed...

Oregon Capitol Swaps Gold Man for Dad Bod Guy Holding a Vape to Better Represent the Future

Share This ArticleSALEM, OR — In a historic and absolutely necessary move, Oregon officials have replaced the iconic Gold Man statue...

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