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Pathetic: Guy Who Sucks at Regular Golf Now Sucks at Disc Golf, Too

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Share This ArticleEugene, OR — In a move that surprised absolutely no one, local man Trevor McMichaels has confirmed that his...

Archaeologists Unearth Mysterious Metal Artifact in Oregon, May Date Back to Late 1970s

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Share This ArticleFORT ROCK, OR — Archaeologists working near the site of Oregon’s famed ancient sandals have stumbled upon a curious...

40-Year-Old Hiker Eager to Rediscover That One Weird Knee Pain Again This Weekend

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Share This ArticleBEND, OR — Local 40-year-old insurance adjuster and recreational hiker Kyle Marston is reportedly gearing up for another exciting...

Easter Bunny Quits Lloyd Center Gig After Getting Jumped by Toddler With Brass Knuckles

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Share This ArticlePORTLAND, OR — In what mall officials are calling “an unfortunate holiday incident,” the Easter Bunny abruptly ended his...

CDC Warns Zombie Outbreak Probably Unlikely, But Also Definitely Starting in Portland’s Amtrak Station

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Share This ArticlePORTLAND, OR — In a newly released report blending cautious optimism with a strong whiff of apocalyptic dread, the...

Oregon Passes New Gun Law Limiting Citizens to Only Single-Shot Muskets

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Share This ArticleSALEM, OR — In a groundbreaking effort to reduce gun violence and increase reloading time to a full 90...

Flour Bloom Bakery Is Closing After a ‘Torturously Low Season’

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Just a year and a half into business, Grand Avenue’s Flour Bloom will close for good on Wednesday, April 30. In an extensive Instagram...

Bend’s Best New Restaurants, Spring 2025

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The offerings at Bar RBC are some of Bend’s top offerings right now. | Barb Gonzalez As Bend expands, it’s...

Oregon Hikers Report Being Stopped by Wandering Wizard Demanding Their Marijuana Gummies

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Share This ArticleSILVER FALLS STATE PARK, OR — What began as a peaceful afternoon hike took an unexpectedly magical turn this...

6 Restaurant Openings to Get Excited About in Portland

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This is a list of Portland’s most notable restaurant and bar openings, with new updates published twice a month. Did we miss something great?...

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