There is this doctor for the Seattle Seahawks, and he’s really handsome. And nice. Like actually nice despite the fact that he drives a nice car. And has great hair, cut quite sharply. And his wife is pretty, and his kids are perfect, and I hate him.
I used to make him coffee as part of my work-release program where I built a coffee shop and made mostly non-ex-felons lattes, which I don’t like. Lattes taste like steamed milk – which is what “latte” means in Italian, minus the steamed part. I have nothing against milk; I just don’t want to drink 16 ounces of it at
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