Quiet Day On The Lake Ruined By Kid Who Doesn’t Know How To Fish

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BEND, OR — What began as a peaceful, carefully planned morning of solitude on a quiet Central Oregon lake quickly unraveled Saturday after local father Mark Ellison, 42, made the critical error of bringing along his 7-year-old son, who sources confirm “doesn’t know how to fish at all.”

Ellison, who had reportedly been looking forward to “a few hours of silence, maybe a trout, and not hearing anyone say ‘Dad’ for a while,” arrived at a calm, glassy stretch of water just after sunrise. Within minutes, the tranquility was replaced by what witnesses described as “constant questions, unnecessary splashing, and a level of confusion about fishing that

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