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CANNON BEACH, OR — Witnesses confirmed Tuesday that a local seagull brazenly stole several French fries from an unattended basket while maintaining prolonged, unblinking eye contact with the victim, clearly signaling that the theft was both intentional and irreversible.
According to onlookers, the seagull landed confidently on the edge of the picnic table before slowly selecting a fry, pausing just long enough to make direct visual contact with the human it was robbing.
“He didn’t rush,” said beachgoer Mark Reynolds, who watched the incident unfold. “That’s what really got me. He wanted me to know this was happening. He wanted me to feel powerless.”
The bird reportedly
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