Trump Orders Maps Updated To Show Portland As “Poop” Starting Monday

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Declaring that Portland had “become a total disaster, maybe the worst in history,” President Donald Trump announced Friday that all official U.S. maps will be updated to replace the name Portland with the word Poop, effective Monday.

“They’ve ruined that city. Everyone’s left, everyone tells me it’s like living in hell. So we’re just calling it what it is: Poop,” Trump told Fox News in a morning call-in, adding that cartographers were “lined up, begging to make the change because it’s true.”

The president’s rebranding plan comes days after clashes between protesters and federal agents outside Portland’s ICE facility. Trump, who previously suggested he

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