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OREGON LAKE — What was supposed to be a peaceful weekend getaway turned into a bloodsucking horror show Saturday after witnesses say a swarm of mosquitoes at a popular Oregon lake completely consumed a man, leaving behind nothing but a pair of slightly-worn flip-flops and a strong scent of banana boat sunscreen.
“He walked down to the water like he was king of the lake,” said one shaken camper. “No bug spray, no sleeves, just pure overconfidence. He even said, ‘They don’t usually bite me,’ which we now realize was his version of a last will and testament.”
Within moments, the man—described by rangers as “shirtless, sunburnt,
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