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U.S. — In a move hailed as “the greatest beverage innovation since Tang,” Crystal Stream announced today the release of their new limited-edition bottled water flavor, “From A Hose,” sending shockwaves of nostalgia through millions of Americans born in the 1980s.
The product promises to deliver the exact experience cherished by a generation who drank lukewarm water straight from sun-scorched rubber hoses, building both character and an immunity to at least six types of bacteria no one can identify anymore.
“We’re proud to capture that unique metallic tang, that faint rubber bouquet, and just a whisper of garden dirt,” said Crystal Stream marketing executive Kevin Mallard, who
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