New Study Finds 100% of Deer Crossing Roads Really Could Give a Crap Less

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UNITED STATES — A groundbreaking new study has confirmed what drivers have long suspected: when it comes to crossing roads, 100% of deer really could give a crap less.

Researchers at Oregon State University spent six months observing deer behavior on highways, backroads, and suburban streets across the country. Their conclusion: deer crossing roads have fully checked out.

“At first we thought it was confusion or survival instinct misfiring,” said lead researcher Dr. Becky Thompson. “But after months of footage, it’s clear — they genuinely couldn’t give a crap less. They stroll into traffic, stop in the middle of the road, and just vibe with whatever happens

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