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Portland’s 2025 Naked Bike Ride Cancelled After City Runs Out of Eye Bleach

Share This ArticleIn a shocking turn of events, Portland officials announced that this year’s highly anticipated Naked Bike Ride has been...

Local Man Pauses Movie for 15th Time as Wife Continues to Narrate Plot Twist He Hasn’t Seen Yet

Share This ArticleMORRISON, OR – Local man Jared Thompson, 34, was forced to hit the pause button for the fifteenth time...

New Study Finds 97% of Hot Springs Nudists Have the Exact Body Type No One Wants to See Naked

Share This ArticleA groundbreaking new study from the Oregon Institute of Unwanted Visuals has confirmed what most hot springs visitors already suspected: a shocking...

Cougars on High Alert as Yet Another Human Wanders Into the Woods Without Common Sense

Share This ArticleCougars across Oregon are once again sounding the alarm as yet another human has wandered deep into the wilderness,...

Oregon Criminals Now Sentenced to ‘Naughty Time’ – No Recess Until They Learn Their Lesson

Share This ArticleOregon has once again led the way in groundbreaking criminal justice reform by introducing its newest and toughest sentencing...

The Top Pizzas in Portland — America’s Top Pizza City

Portland may not spring to mind as a quintessential pizza town in the same way as New York or Detroit. But perhaps it is...

An All-Day Cafe Favorite Returns With a Beautiful New Clinton Street Space

A COVID-struck pop-up makes a triumphant return to a growing Portland restaurant strip. Fair Weather has taken over the former Jacqueline space, both businesses...

“Go On Without Me,” Says Hiker Who Dramatically Sits on Rock, Three Minutes Into Hike

Share This ArticleA MODERATELY DIFFICULT TRAIL, SOMEWHERE—What was supposed to be a refreshing morning hike quickly turned into a full-scale melodrama...

Get Ready, Foodies! Newport’s 2025 Seafood & Wine Festival Begins Today

Share This ArticleCome and celebrate the biggest party on the Oregon Coast at the Newport Seafood & Wine Festival this winter! For 48 years,...

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